Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Guy telling his mum he got a girl pregnant

Monday, April 1, 2013

April Fool`s Prank

April Fool`s Prank

Brace Yourselves - April Fool`s Pranks Are Coming!

Brace Yourselves - April Fool`s Pranks Are Coming!

Saturday, March 30, 2013

Oh you`re going to McDonald`s...

Friday, March 29, 2013

This girl is crazy!

This girl is crazy

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Any last words?

Any last words?

Thursday, March 7, 2013

My Little Kony

My little Kony

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Valentine`s Day

Valentine`s Day - many fucks were given that day

Friday, February 15, 2013

Love Syndrome

Love Syndrome

Etiology: Unknown.

Age of Onset:
Mostly teenage. Recent studies have shown that it may affect people of any age group.

Risk Factors:
The age itself is the major risk factor. Others include…
(a) Co-education
(b) Cell Phones
(c) Movies
(d) Internet
of these the part played by the cell phones is noteworthy.

Multi-organ System Failure.

Clinical Features

A) The most common presenting feature is throbbing pain in the heart often described by the patient as sweet pain.
B) Loss of appetite.
C) Sleeplessness.
D) Daydreaming
E) Disinterest in any type of work. There is a danger of patient being transformed into a poet.

A) Very much dilated pupil (In search of his sweet heart).
B) Blushing of cheeks (mainly seen in girls).
C) On Auscultation: The First Heart Sound is heard as LOVE instead of LUB.
D) Smiling to self.

Pathogenesis and Clinical Course:

The Disease is gradual in onset. The patient presents with vague symptoms like loss of appetite, sleeplessness, etc., As time progress multi-organ system involvement occurs with varied symptoms. The symptoms are aggravated at the sight of patients sweetheart The sight of patients love causes the contraction of the radial fibres of the iris muscle leading to the dilation of the pupil. The eyes remain wide open and cease to blink. The Zygomaticus major muscle automatically contracts and the patient smiles (Smile at Sight Phenomenon). As the patient approaches his sweetheart action potentials are generated at an irregular rate in the heart and the normal rhythm of the heart is lost. Microscopic examination of the cardiac muscle reveals the presence of abnormal pacemaker tissue at certain areas called the ROMANTIC SPOTS that are responsible for the lost rhythm of the Heart. The patient feels agitated, and a throbbing pain develops in the heart. The characteristic feature of the pain that patient wants to feel it more and more. In advanced stages, the brain is affected. If not treated properly, the patient may go bad.


Marriage Therapy holds promise of 100% cure rates. If is effective only after 22 years of age. If performed early, it may lead to adverse reactions.

Preventive Measures:

Several attempts have been made to prevent the disease. The WLO (World Love Organization) expert committee has finally declared that the disease is inevitable during the age group and its prevention is literally impossible. Any attempts to interrupt the normal course of the disease may lead to more severe from of disease. So interventional measures are highly contraindicated for this disease.


Complication of love syndrome is euphoria, financial crisis, idiotic look, loss of appetite and sleep. Acute romantic failure lead to suicidal tendency. Survival may have life long immunity.

Source: http://medicalhumour.wordpress.com/2012/10/20/love-syndrome/ 

Monday, November 26, 2012

Why did the chicken cross the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? To fuck your mother

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Hello Zombie

Hello Zombie

Saturday, November 24, 2012

People keep telling me ...

Friday, November 16, 2012

No little asian, don`t eat them raw

No little asian, don`t eat them raw

Sunday, November 11, 2012

An den da wolf sed ...

an den da wolf sed "can I boops yoor nose, Red Riding Hood?" Dat wuz when i sent him to da murgency room

Saturday, November 10, 2012

A little girl asked her Mom...

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father", answered the mother, "I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."

The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

Monday, November 5, 2012

OMG - A Butterfly

OMG - A Butterfly

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Engineer Fact

Engineer Fact

Friday, November 2, 2012

The dog went missing?

The dog went missing?

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Definition of study

Definition of study

Monday, October 29, 2012

Go home, copy machine you are drunk

Go home, copy machine. You are drunk