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Showing posts with label Stupid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stupid. Show all posts

Monday, July 22, 2013

Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations

1. At movies: 
Hey! What are you doing here? 
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you
know?

2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet:
Sorry did that hurt?
Me: No not at all. I'm on local
anaesthesia . Why don't you try again?

3. When i get woken up at midnight by a
call: sorry! Were you sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on
monkeys in Africa marry or not. You
thought i was sleeping,you stupid fool ?

4. When they see me with shorter hair:
hey Have u had a haircut?
Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hair's shedding.!

5. When someone call's on land-line and asks
where are you ?
Me: I'm in market with telephone around
my neck...!!!

6.when I'm washing my car
neighbour: hey are you washing it?
Me: No, I'm just watering it so that it grows
into a big bus.

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Little girl went full retard - Never go full retard!


Sunday, July 14, 2013

A girl named Steve

A girl named Steve

Sunday, November 18, 2012

To be old and wise you must...

To be old and wise you must first have to be young and stupid

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

The Not So Stupid Monkey

A man walks in a bar with his pet monkey. He sits down and orders a drink, meanwhile the monkey is running around all over the place and jumps up on a pool table. He grabs the 8 ball, shoves it into his mouth and swallows it hole.


"Holy crap!" says the bartender, completely livid. He says to the man, "Did you see what your stupid monkey just did?"


"Nope. What did he do this time?" says the man.


"He just swallowed one of the balls off the pool table, whole!" says the bartender.


"Yeah, well I hope it kills him 'cause he's been driving me nuts" says the man.


After finishing his drink, the man leaves.


A few weeks later the man returns to the bar with his monkey. After ordering a drink, the monkey starts running wild around the bar again. Up on the bar, he monkey finds some peanuts. He grabs one out of the bowl, sticks it up his butt, then pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.


"Did you see what your stupid monkey did this time?" he asks.


"What now?" responds the man.


"He stuck a peanut up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the bartender.


"Well, what do you expect?" replied the man. "Ever since he ate that pool ball he measures everything first!"