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Saturday, July 27, 2013

Which way is she spinning?


Monday, July 22, 2013

Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations

1. At movies: 
Hey! What are you doing here? 
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you
know?

2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet:
Sorry did that hurt?
Me: No not at all. I'm on local
anaesthesia . Why don't you try again?

3. When i get woken up at midnight by a
call: sorry! Were you sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on
monkeys in Africa marry or not. You
thought i was sleeping,you stupid fool ?

4. When they see me with shorter hair:
hey Have u had a haircut?
Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hair's shedding.!

5. When someone call's on land-line and asks
where are you ?
Me: I'm in market with telephone around
my neck...!!!

6.when I'm washing my car
neighbour: hey are you washing it?
Me: No, I'm just watering it so that it grows
into a big bus.

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Little girl went full retard - Never go full retard!


Saturday, July 20, 2013

On chat vs. In person

On chat vs. In person

Friday, July 19, 2013

Good guy Obama #NSA

Good guy Obama

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Old lady crazy dancing


Wednesday, July 17, 2013

E=mc2

E=mc2

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Don`t listen to them

Don`t listen to them

Monday, July 15, 2013

Today the dog. Tomorrow the World

Today the dog. Tomorrow the World

Sunday, July 14, 2013

A girl named Steve

A girl named Steve

Saturday, July 13, 2013

They came looking for intelligent life and then they met humans

They came looking for intelligent life and then they met humans

Friday, July 12, 2013

Long step stairs - making you walk like a retard

Long step stairs - making you walk like a retard

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Friendzoned level: Walmart

Friendzoned level: Walmart

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Talking to crush

Talking to crush

I got the moves like jaguar

I got the moves like jaguar

Saturday, July 6, 2013

That`s cause it`s in pen

That`s cause` it`s in pen

Friday, July 5, 2013

No birds allowed

No birds allowed - Like a boss

"Thank you Xbox One" - Internet explorer

Thank you xbox one I am no longer the most hated thing on the internet

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Success is a journey, not a destination

Success is a journey, not a destination

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

I wish i could trade my heart for another liver so i could drink more and care less

I wish i could trade my heart for another liver so i could drink more and care less

Monday, July 1, 2013

Students

Students in the class

(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)

When teacher say tomorrow will be exam

(O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O)

During the exam

(→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←)

When monitor comes in

(↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓)

In the end of the exam

(͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏)