Saturday, November 16, 2013

Logan Paul Vine Compilation | Part 1

Friday, November 15, 2013

Wicked Wild Wise Words

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Of course I'm in shape. Isn't Round a shape?

Time flies like an arrow, while fruit flies like a banana.

I am not short, I just don't have to bend down as far.

A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation.

Consciousness- that annoying time between naps.

May today be better than yesterday, but, not as good as tomorrow.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

What is originality? Undetected plagiarism.

Everyone has the power to make others happy. Some do it by entering the room, others by leaving it.

Take my advice, I’m not using it.

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

Thursday, November 7, 2013

When your mother tells you to lower your tone