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Monday, July 22, 2013

Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations

1. At movies: 
Hey! What are you doing here? 
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you
know?

2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet:
Sorry did that hurt?
Me: No not at all. I'm on local
anaesthesia . Why don't you try again?

3. When i get woken up at midnight by a
call: sorry! Were you sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on
monkeys in Africa marry or not. You
thought i was sleeping,you stupid fool ?

4. When they see me with shorter hair:
hey Have u had a haircut?
Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hair's shedding.!

5. When someone call's on land-line and asks
where are you ?
Me: I'm in market with telephone around
my neck...!!!

6.when I'm washing my car
neighbour: hey are you washing it?
Me: No, I'm just watering it so that it grows
into a big bus.

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