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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

What did the cow say to the masked rob...

What did the cow say to the masked robber? Moo.

Monday, November 26, 2012

Why did the chicken cross the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? To fuck your mother

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Hello Zombie

Hello Zombie

Saturday, November 24, 2012

People keep telling me ...


Insulting...

You insult me? I can handle it. You insult my best friend? You die!

Sunday, November 18, 2012

To be old and wise you must...

To be old and wise you must first have to be young and stupid

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Tel her, she won`t wait forever

If you like her, tell her because she won`t wait forever

Why do so many math majors confuse Hall...

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Friday, November 16, 2012

No little asian, don`t eat them raw

No little asian, don`t eat them raw

Sunday, November 11, 2012

An den da wolf sed ...

an den da wolf sed "can I boops yoor nose, Red Riding Hood?" Dat wuz when i sent him to da murgency room

Saturday, November 10, 2012

A little girl asked her Mom...

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father", answered the mother, "I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."

The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Disturb my human in his sleep?

Disturb my human in his sleep?

Monday, November 5, 2012

OMG - A Butterfly

OMG - A Butterfly

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Why did the stoplight turn red? You wo...

Why did the stoplight turn red? You would too, if you had to change in front of all those people.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Engineer Fact

Engineer Fact

Friday, November 2, 2012

5 Fingers 5 Meanings

5 Fingers 5 Meanings

The dog went missing?

The dog went missing?

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Definition of study

Definition of study