Sunday, September 30, 2012
Saturday, September 29, 2012
The Englishman takes a long pole and carries it to the stadium gate. He tells the ticket taker, "Robertson, England, Pole Vaulting," and he is allowed in.
The Frenchman picks up a hammer and goes to the gate, saying "Danton, France, Hammer Toss." He too is let in.
The Pole grabs a roll of chain-link fence. At the gate, he says, "Koslowski, Poland, Fencing."
Friday, September 28, 2012
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Monday, September 17, 2012
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Saturday, September 15, 2012
Friday, September 14, 2012
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
The mom smiled at her daughter and said "Don't worry dear! I can get out of this ticket."
The cop approached the car and he asked "Mam do you know why I pulled you over?" With a big smile she replied "Sure you are selling tickets to the policeman's ball."
He then said, "Mam, I am a State Trooper, we don't have balls."