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Sunday, September 30, 2012

Calories

calories (noun) tiny creatures that live in your closer and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.

Saturday, September 29, 2012

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Pole a...

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Pole are in town for the Olympics, but they don't have tickets. The Englishman suggests a plan: "See that pile of construction material over there? We can take something from there and pretend to be an athlete, and they'll let us in."

The Englishman takes a long pole and carries it to the stadium gate. He tells the ticket taker, "Robertson, England, Pole Vaulting," and he is allowed in.


The Frenchman picks up a hammer and goes to the gate, saying "Danton, France, Hammer Toss." He too is let in.


The Pole grabs a roll of chain-link fence. At the gate, he says, "Koslowski, Poland, Fencing."

Friday, September 28, 2012

Have you ever been alone in a crowded room?

Have you ever been alone in a crowded room?

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Destroy racism

Destroy racism be like a panda

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Older Brother: "Hooray! School's out! ...

Older Brother: "Hooray! School's out! I'm free! I'm free!" Younger Brother: "So what? I'm four!"

Monday, September 17, 2012

I`m not saying you`re a cunt ...

I`m not saying you`re a cunt But your face does have a sideways labia on it

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Paradise - NO EXIT!

Paradise 12 km No Exit

Saturday, September 15, 2012

A best friend

A best friend is someone who will hide all of your sex toys if you suddenly die

Friday, September 14, 2012

One day...

Fuck this shit. One day I`ll have an amazing life.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Why did the kid punch the bed? His mot...

Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

The Policeman's Ball

A woman in a hurry to get her daughter to school on time was pulled over for speeding.

The mom smiled at her daughter and said "Don't worry dear! I can get out of this ticket."

The cop approached the car and he asked "Mam do you know why I pulled you over?" With a big smile she replied "Sure you are selling tickets to the policeman's ball."

He then said, "Mam, I am a State Trooper, we don't have balls." 

Monday, September 10, 2012

Grenade love

Grenade love

Sunday, September 9, 2012

It can`t be true

THERE IS NO SANTA

Saturday, September 8, 2012

Nope, no milks | Funny Cats Image

Nope. No milks. Dey gots waters. U wants a water?

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

The Dark Knight Descends

The Dark Knight Descends

Monday, September 3, 2012

How they really made the periodic table

How they really made the periodic table

Sunday, September 2, 2012

FIrst time I... | Love Quote

FIrst time I...

Why buy the ... | Funny quote

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free

What's Mary short for? She's got no le...

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.