A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
A: They both have black roots.
A: What, what?
A: Two brunettes.
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
A: To see what was on the other side.
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
A: So she could lip read.
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
A: To turn the blinker off.
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.
A: She missed the Earth!
A: The vegetable garden.
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
A: Air Supply.
A: A blond electrician.
A: So brunettes can remember them.
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
A: The Air Pump!
A. They spread for the bread.
A. Their both empty from the neck up.
A. To keep their ankles warm.
A. A brunette with bad breath. Funny blonde jokes...
A. So she could lip read.
A. An airbag.
A. More leg-room!
A. Pull the pin and throw it back. Good Dumb Blonde jokes...
A. The joystick is wet.
A. They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
A. The blonde works in the dark!
Q. What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A. Her ankles.
Q. What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A. "Have another beer."
Q. What do Blondes say after sex?
A1. Thanks Guys.
A2. Are you boys all in the same band?
A3. Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Q. How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A. Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it the looser it gets.
Q. What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A. They both wriggle when you eat them.
Q. Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A. Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
A. The bimbo, you have to be real to bleed.
A. They both have black roots.
A. What, what?
A. They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
A. A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
A. They both drip when they're fucked.
A. Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
A. It swells at night.
A. The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"